guess what you guys?!!!
school is OUT!!! ive officially finished school today. isn't it wonderful?!!! yes, yes it is.
Finals were a breeze, my brain was functioning on all four cylinders today. I like when that happens. When you can just remember everything.
So I did a little jig and sang along with Meredith Brooks "im a bitch" (sorry mom). Its crazy how I still remember the song order for Now3.
So i start my new job tomarrow....kinda wish i had a little break between finals and work, but hey, thats life. Im a bit nervous, but excited to start a career job. And totally grateful for how it fell right on my lap. Im still waiting for my run in with bad luck....seriously, ive gone to far now without it.
And ashley, I laughed with myself today just thinking about our made up phrases with your kitchen magnets. I really need to invest in some of my own. It helps brings out the dirty side in all of us...
"pinch and whip my tender green pickle"
"nibbling her olives makes his fat bean ripe".
Monday, April 24, 2006
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
halleluiah!!!
You all are looking at a career woman now!! I apparently made a great impression today during my interview because im exactly what they are looking for.
I have a job!!!!! with Little Rock!!! they are a family run business in downtown calgary with around 11 employees, most of which are my age, which is RAD!! They are expanding dramatically and will be in need of graphic designers shortly. They will be offering me first dibs on the position!!!! can this get any sweeter?!!
I start as soon as finals are over. The pay is saweeet!! and i get a raise every three months. 8-5 monday to friday which means i have my weekends freeeeeee!!!
seriously, this is tremendous!!!!!
....so i had a dream last night that i was being chased by a t-rex
it was scary..
and jay tried licking my eyeball tonite....i threatened to kick him in the balls!
i compromised however, and spared him his manhood, but crushed his ketchup chips to smithereens!!!!!
he then proceeded to chin rub my eye.....where then i hocked up a loogee onto his face!!!
.....then kicked him in the balls!!!
i will end you!!
You all are looking at a career woman now!! I apparently made a great impression today during my interview because im exactly what they are looking for.
I have a job!!!!! with Little Rock!!! they are a family run business in downtown calgary with around 11 employees, most of which are my age, which is RAD!! They are expanding dramatically and will be in need of graphic designers shortly. They will be offering me first dibs on the position!!!! can this get any sweeter?!!
I start as soon as finals are over. The pay is saweeet!! and i get a raise every three months. 8-5 monday to friday which means i have my weekends freeeeeee!!!
seriously, this is tremendous!!!!!
....so i had a dream last night that i was being chased by a t-rex
it was scary..
and jay tried licking my eyeball tonite....i threatened to kick him in the balls!
i compromised however, and spared him his manhood, but crushed his ketchup chips to smithereens!!!!!
he then proceeded to chin rub my eye.....where then i hocked up a loogee onto his face!!!
.....then kicked him in the balls!!!
i will end you!!
Monday, April 10, 2006
do your ears hang low?
ive had that scouts song stuck in my head since i first woke up this morning. Not even joking. My alarm went off....and there it was....."do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro...."
I figured this peculiar song has made its way into my head because of recent personal trauma. My ears have blown up like dumbo the past few days, because APPARENTLY im allergic to coconut earings. So my ears are, in a way, hanging low, and God has decided to make light of the situation. It also gave me an excuse to buy bandaids.....BATMAN BANDAIDS!!!! ya i did.
So ive been taking benadryl allergy medicine to deflate these low hangin ears of mine. Does that stuff ever hit hard!! Yes, i am tiny, i know. so i guess this sort of thing is to be expected. Its just that in a matter of minutes after taking that stuff...BAM!!! you could push me off a couch without even a flinch.......thats also a figure of speech, so don't try anything funny weenz!!!
So, apart from my abnormalities, my weekend has been tremendously, stupendously, exuberantly......nice. My move was a success!! my ex-landlord is a cheapass!!! and ive discovered how nice it was to unload alot of stress on a 60 year old man. haha!!! that may have sounded bad, but this man has no integrety. Im biting my tongue now, seeing as i can't afford to send him to court, but ERRRRR!!!!! I hope he slips on a banana and breaks a hip.......ok im done.
On the bright side, our new house is excellent. We have a gas lit fireplace that is so relaxing. Lying on the couch and studying while listening to a crackling fire is way better than scattering all my papers across my bedroom floor. Although that technique has got me into university and college.....twice.
Sunday mornings, I get to listen to old church bells ringing. Which i guess is nice now....but in time, I don't know how much more amazing grace i can take.
I also spent this weekend with some beautiful people at the calgary zoo!!! my birthday destination since i was in grade 2.....not even joking, ask my mom. Im sure the others who came with will be rantin and ravin about the weekend on blogger too. So i will save the details for them. All i want to say is that, somehow, weenz managed to turn an innocent family trip to the zoo, into an animal porno. Bear booty coming to a blogger near you.
So in conclusion, my interview is tomarrow, i hope my ears shrink soon, and grape suckers are way better than lemon.....
do YOUR ears hang low?
oh, and one more thing. Due to confusion and finances, me and ashley are using our cell phones for a "home line". so if any of yoooous wants to call me up, here are my digits. Im making it like a puzzle.....i like puzzles
now you can be your very own sherlock holmes
&!)-!)!$
Ok ok, one more thing. for all of you with a mac computer (maybe PC too, i haven't tried yet), turn off your light and shine your mouse up against the wall. It makes a HIPPO FACE!!!
seriously....try it
I figured this peculiar song has made its way into my head because of recent personal trauma. My ears have blown up like dumbo the past few days, because APPARENTLY im allergic to coconut earings. So my ears are, in a way, hanging low, and God has decided to make light of the situation. It also gave me an excuse to buy bandaids.....BATMAN BANDAIDS!!!! ya i did.
So ive been taking benadryl allergy medicine to deflate these low hangin ears of mine. Does that stuff ever hit hard!! Yes, i am tiny, i know. so i guess this sort of thing is to be expected. Its just that in a matter of minutes after taking that stuff...BAM!!! you could push me off a couch without even a flinch.......thats also a figure of speech, so don't try anything funny weenz!!!
So, apart from my abnormalities, my weekend has been tremendously, stupendously, exuberantly......nice. My move was a success!! my ex-landlord is a cheapass!!! and ive discovered how nice it was to unload alot of stress on a 60 year old man. haha!!! that may have sounded bad, but this man has no integrety. Im biting my tongue now, seeing as i can't afford to send him to court, but ERRRRR!!!!! I hope he slips on a banana and breaks a hip.......ok im done.
On the bright side, our new house is excellent. We have a gas lit fireplace that is so relaxing. Lying on the couch and studying while listening to a crackling fire is way better than scattering all my papers across my bedroom floor. Although that technique has got me into university and college.....twice.
Sunday mornings, I get to listen to old church bells ringing. Which i guess is nice now....but in time, I don't know how much more amazing grace i can take.
I also spent this weekend with some beautiful people at the calgary zoo!!! my birthday destination since i was in grade 2.....not even joking, ask my mom. Im sure the others who came with will be rantin and ravin about the weekend on blogger too. So i will save the details for them. All i want to say is that, somehow, weenz managed to turn an innocent family trip to the zoo, into an animal porno. Bear booty coming to a blogger near you.
So in conclusion, my interview is tomarrow, i hope my ears shrink soon, and grape suckers are way better than lemon.....
do YOUR ears hang low?
oh, and one more thing. Due to confusion and finances, me and ashley are using our cell phones for a "home line". so if any of yoooous wants to call me up, here are my digits. Im making it like a puzzle.....i like puzzles
now you can be your very own sherlock holmes
&!)-!)!$
Ok ok, one more thing. for all of you with a mac computer (maybe PC too, i haven't tried yet), turn off your light and shine your mouse up against the wall. It makes a HIPPO FACE!!!
seriously....try it
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