I boast my hubbies skills as a "flatuent" artist......hence the title.
I will not lie, it is quite impressive the stench that he can produce.....but I don't appreciate it when he makes me smell them....
He also likes to do what he calls "hot boxing" it. Like right now, he's somehow convinced himself that trapping that putrid air under the blankets and breathing it in is a good idea.....
and now he's looking at me with innocent eyes, like his nasty farts don't matter.....ah shucks, he's just too darn cute. Besides, how many people give a quick "oh" after every fart, thats just adorable. I will put up with tearing eyes for just one hug. Either that, or never feed him riblets and asparagus again.....(the dinner was amazing kitchens!!! loved it!)
And the anonymous pictures below have a story, I was just so extatic I forgot to right it. This is the future home of Mr. and Mrs. Wiens, conviently located downtown. It's 750 square feet, which means we have to have sex 750 times to cover every square foot of the house. yaya!!!
Peace out everyone
(aren't you all glad I started posting again?)
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shanno, it takes a special girl to love a special Weenz! Your new house looks great, I'm looking forward to sunday night dinners at it.
Indeed. Also, I think thats a dutch oven. Don't ask how I know that either :P
Congrats on the new place! :D
The part about the little 'oh' makes me laugh, I can totally see Jay doing that ;)
yeah - cool place! And really, the farts and the cute, innocent eyes to "make up" for the farts - I mean, come on. Its gross and you know it.
I've often wondered if fashioning some kind of plug could elieviate the problem but then I'd fear getting hit in the head with the plug after a powerful asparagus dinner (as delicious as the meal may be....) Hang in there.
aahhhHAHA! Two things ... first, most excellent house! The new place looks very awesome. Second, I shake my head at Mr. Wiens ... some things will never change, eh? :)
Pretty sweet looking place you got there!
You should come to metric concert! Me, MJ, and another designer (Santiago) are going. Tix are $38 after taxes @ the Whiskey May 17th.
Oh yea friend of mine has a silk screen press so guess who's designing custom clothes :O
ps. havent talked to you in freakin forever!
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