this is why strongbad is so amazing

"marzipan...look.
this is goatface
i have a goat for a face
like, not just I have a goats head...for a face
or that my head is a goats head...
Like...my face, is an ENTIRE goat.
So anyways i was calling you up because i wanted to join your goatface club.
Since you got quite a goatface yourself, i figured you'd be the go to guy....or gal
its hard to tell with that goatface of yours.
anyway, my number is "eeeawww", so give me a call back so we can compare goatfaces.
so i can't imagine that yours..your is pre...your ugly...marzipan, this is Strongbad and your ugly."

you know whats lame?
trying to leave to Nakiska for a day of snowboarding but your car doors are frozen shut and your parents blazer won't start, and Jasons trying to come over and boost it but HIS car doors are frozen shut too.....

I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE HILLL!!!!!!!!!!!

*grumbles*

we have to train her not to sniff the cactuses

Ya. it was my first ever live NHL game. and it was glorious.
and i think jay's dad was trying to get me drunk....

the "dome beer".....yes, the rumors are true. It makes bingo exciting! "what did they say? B15?!!! DID THEY SAY B15?!!"


sooo close!! in these pictures, i like to play a fun game called "spot the iggy"


"jerome iginla, where is he?....i dunno, i dunno"


you can say it...."A" freakin "dorable"

flush

you all want to know what i did today

i got food poisening....thats right....food poisening.
Finished off half a bottle of pepto bismal and the remains of my peppermint tums. Ashleys mom even came by to give me gravol and gingerale. It was murder. Did you know that gingerale can get stains out of carpet? Its become my new windex.
Anyways, im still feeling queezy. Even the sight of food on commercials makes me want to puke. And trust me, I've done my fair share of that already today....I hate it. It makes me cry.....
So i really pray that I can recover from this soon. I enjoy recieving get well cards too, like this one from carina:

"I am sorry you are sick
but you are still one hot chick

Snowboarding can wait
health must not be late!

You lay in bed, get some sleep
Jay will watch you cause hes a creep

maybe he will sing you a tune
GET BETTER SOON!

Food poisoning can kiss my ass!!

-God be with you my dear child"

nanananananana.......batman!!!

and so the search begins....
As most of you know, our beautiful duplex is now up for rent. So much has transpired here over the last few months. Never have I been exposed to so much wedding paraphenalia.....and no it is not mine. But, I may or may not have found the wedding dress of my dreams. Off white/color trimming has become the newest trend in wedding dress attire. Have we become less pure? ;) All i know is my bridesmaids will be wearing seafoam green.....with extra ruffles....haha. and now you all are wondering..."is she joking?"
So now im spending my 5 days off, packing up my room. Me and Jay sorted through alot of my junk, and came to the conclusion that I am a pack rat. I have animal faced paper plates and a tangerine colored fork in my closet........a tangerine colored fork!! The wierdest thing about it is I don't ever recall recieving a tangerine fork. Which would mean that I stole it from someone thinking it looked... neat?. Am i really this sad.....
Fortunatly, this entire weekend won't involve me packing my life away in boxes. Snowboarding at Lake Louise on Sunday. Don't worry, I shall thank God for the mountains and snow.....and snowy moutains. Speaking of being a heathen, Ive begun to realize what I've been missing out here in calgary. JAM sessions, or GOD ROCK if you will. So to remedy this, Ive decided to branch out and get involved in worship ministry. After talking to Jason Brasou, its looking good for me to play sunday nights at westside kings. They have a worship meeting on sunday nights, so hopefully then we can get the ball rolling. Ahhh!!! me so psyched. I love Jesus!!

And this...this just made me laugh a little when i read it
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Koolaid"

*laughs a little*

oh, and...ok, this just needs to be shared. It has to do with a dream i had. And please don't try to decipher a meaning for it......because im not to sure if I really want to know...
So im back at my farmhouse, which had an immaculant yard covered in trees, it was quite beautiful really, when i look up and see a huge swarm of seagulls above me. You know, like during the summer when they fly around aimlessly in a huge group, kinda reminds me of that old horror movie "birds". Now times that by 50, and thats how many birds were swarming above me. So of course, im all panicy and start running underneath the trees for cover from the excretions. But somehow, I was still getting crapped on, through the thick bush. Laugh all you want......but i consider this a nightmare....

ive lost all my work....AGAIN!!!!
everytime I go to save my work........gone.
im so choked
can somebody please tell me why im in this program again?
all I want to be is a piano teacher anyway
way less stressful
-i can hold little recitals and preform duets with the young beginners
-teach them there first piano piece and see how excited they are to show their parents
-seeing them sit outside the piano room waiting for their turn to come in and be all "hello miss sorgard"
-getting little gifts from the parents during the holidays
-i get paid well for my passion!!
-did i mention its way less stressful

sigh....i should finish my brochure

gum-a-war

.....eww, sick. theres...gross...theres a piece of chewed up gum beside my keyboard......i mean really, is that....is that really necessary? hmmm?.....chewed up gum beside my keyboard?.....at least stick it underneath the desk like everyone else......i mean im glad you didn't but really.....its just.....there......im not blind you know......thats just wrong.....like twirling gum between your fingers wrong..... Why!...why do you do it? .....you think its funny? Do you write your own material? Do you?........because thats so fresh...

....chewed up gum.....beside my keyboard........i might kill you tonite...

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aka. Little Miss PMS