"marzipan...look.
this is goatface
i have a goat for a face
like, not just I have a goats head...for a face
or that my head is a goats head...
Like...my face, is an ENTIRE goat.
So anyways i was calling you up because i wanted to join your goatface club.
Since you got quite a goatface yourself, i figured you'd be the go to guy....or gal
its hard to tell with that goatface of yours.
anyway, my number is "eeeawww", so give me a call back so we can compare goatfaces.
so i can't imagine that yours..your is pre...your ugly...marzipan, this is Strongbad and your ugly."
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and people call me crazy.....
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- hales
chicka, where are you? i tried calling a couple of times, and no answer.. so i left some messages. did you move already?
Shannon....email me your home address and I shall send you and Ash a letter....aka postcard...from down under...
because i love you
and i miss you and your forking
barberry_juice@hotmail.com...that is da email
gotta love the homestar!
oh hey marzipan its homestar.
Check it out! I'm on PomPom's cell phone and I'm gonna send you a text message. Are you Ready? Here goes:
PLZ-spacebar-GET-spacebar-EGGS- spacebar-nope-back space bar-CUP A MILK- spacebar-question mark?
OK now I have to send it.
Doo Doo Doo....
This is great! Now we don't have to talk anymore!
Bye!
Oh hello marzipan.
you've got the H-Star. You've got the H-STAR!
And boy have I got a bee in my bonnet!
So what I gotta to hear it from StrongBad that you have an in at the GoatFace club?
Were you even going to mention it to your old Boyfriend Dan? (That's-that's me - Boyfriend Dan.)
You know good and well that I've dreamt of being in a goat-face club ever since I was a moderately-sized baby.
And you said you'd bake us a cake!
And who is this Boyfriend Dan I keep hearing about?
Well you tell him to watch his back cause the Goat-Face Killer is on the lose (Now that's me - Now I'm the goat-face killer).
hey your mean!! i bake you some cookies.. dude man you can't plow this girl over.. i'm tough i'm mean.. and yeah i think your totally gonna plow me over.. you and your gang of friends.. i'm totally freaked.. i don't want to go anymore with you!!! lol..
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